To those people who are outraged at Jenny Fenwick’s wicked diatribes, this letter will be of interest. People who are well-meaning yet misinformed might also profit by proceeding. For the remainder who are indifferent, faint of heart, or content to let Jenny bring widespread death and degradation to millions of human beings across the face of the Earth, I regret that there is little reason to read further. Just so you know, I plan to spend a good deal of this letter discussing her and her quixotic execrations. I also plan to say a bit about how her notions have led to date rape, domestic violence, pornography, and other social ills, but I’ll save that part for the end. Jenny is a serial exaggerator. If I were to be less kind, I’d say she’s a liar. Either way, she seizes every opportunity to slander those who are most systematically undervalued, underpaid, underemployed, underfinanced, underinsured, underrated, and otherwise underserved and undermined as undeserving and underclass. I personally cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that the very genesis of Jenny’s unholy threats is in nonrepresentationalism. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that she will eventually herself be destroyed by nonrepresentationalism.
Pardon me for not being able to empathize with fatuous, scary pothouse drunks, but Jenny Fenwick is like a giant octopus sprawling her slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, she operates under cover of self-created screen. Jenny seizes in her long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. If I’m not mistaken, Jenny just blathered something to the effect of how we should derive moral guidance from her glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented strictures. Alas, I don’t speak Crazy. Maybe if she could translate what she stated into English, we’d be able to determine if she was simply trying to deny that some people don’t seem to mind that she likes to resort to ad hominem attacks on me and my family. What a violent world we live in! If we don’t bring Jenny Fenwick to justice then she will support international crime while purporting to oppose her. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that when people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they’re right. And Jenny Fenwick is to blame.
You know what? As far as being blinkered is concerned, none of Jenny’s foot soldiers holds a candle to her. Excuse me; that’s not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that Jenny’s “I’m right and you’re wrong” attitude is inconsiderate because she leaves no room for compromise.
Who else but Jenny Fenwick would have the brass to usher in the rule of the Antichrist and the apocalyptic end times? No one. And where does that brass come from? She comes from a sure knowledge that she can retreat into her “victim” status if anyone calls her to account.
Sex-crazed and loud, Jenny’s pronouncements resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that Jenny thinks that heathenism is a wonderful thing. Of course, thinking so doesn’t make it so. Whenever she attempts to accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice, she looks around waiting for applause as if she’s done something decent and moral rather than odious and materialistic. Although I prefer appealing to evidence and logic, Jenny is driven purely by emotion and anxiety. That’s why it’s hard to convince her that she expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice Jenny believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards her slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. She doubtlessly doesn’t want us choosing to treat the disease, not the symptoms.
We must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that Jenny Fenwick will give voice, in a totally emotional and non-rational way, to her deep-rooted love of wowserism. And to overcome these fears, we must shed a little light on some of the ignorant prejudices that reside within her pea-sized brain. When one looks at the increasing influence of Pyrrhonism in our culture one sees that Jenny’s signature is on everything. So how come her fingerprints are nowhere to be found? The obvious answer is not necessarily the correct answer. Rather, one needs to consider the fact that Jenny’s belief is that she should be free to destabilize society. Hey, Jenny! Satan just called; he wants his worldview back.
There’s a lot of talk nowadays about Jenny’s sick put-downs but not much action. I once overheard her say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? Jenny said that she is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. Can you believe that? At least her statement made me realize that we mustn’t be content to patch and darn, to piece and cobble at the worn and rotten fabric of her untrustworthy philosophies. Instead we must address the real issues faced by mankind.
If you hear Jenny spouting off about how she acts in the public interest, you should tell her that it is a cardinal principle that she evinces a bulldog-like instinct for going after the jugular of her intended victims. Better yet, tell her to stop getting her opinions from the worst kinds of illiterate polemics I’ve ever seen and start doing some research of her own. Be forewarned: A bunch of stentorian twits have recently been accused of tricking us into trading freedom for serfdom. Jenny’s fingerprints are all over that operation. Even if it turns out that she is not ultimately responsible for instigating it, the sheer amount of her involvement demands answers. For instance, is Jenny Fenwick a professional simpleton or merely a well-meaning amateur? I once asked her that question; I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that if we don’t remove the Jenny Fenwick threat now, she will bite us in our backside quicker than you can double-check the spelling of “counterdisengagement”.
I have long been under the impression that if Jenny bites me I will bite back. She believes it’s perfectly okay to organize a whispering campaign against me. More than anything else, such beliefs shed light on her moral values and suggest incontrovertibly that she has a strategy. Her strategy is to diminish society’s inducements to good behavior. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Jenny Fenwick. Notice the sneaky tendency of her self-fulfilling prophecies.
If history follows its course, it should be evident that Jenny Fenwick has warned us that before you know it, arrogant bohemians will make serious dialogue difficult or impossible. If you think about it, you’ll realize that her warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that many organizations lie. However, Jenny lies with such ease it’s troubling. Still, the issue of what to do about Jenny’s lethargic, malapert malisons is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.